Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

the captain effect

When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns

John became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.

by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017

captain's honor

Captain's Honor is some suicidal, sentimental BS that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. That's literally throwing your life away for no reason. Screw that! I'm getting off this ship!

Because of the Captain's Honor, he chose to go down with his ship.

by Atomic_Thomas July 10, 2016

Captain Fanta

Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"

Captain Fanta is better than Captain Coke

by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018

Captain Quasar

The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.

“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.

by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.

Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!

by Kaymmm March 21, 2020