computergeist

A demonic or spiritial possesion of a computer

I experienced a computergeist today.

by preston compo November 17, 2007

Apple Computers

A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.

Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.

by nameless345435 December 6, 2006

Copmuter

1) An unfortunate typo which resembles a violently antiauthoritarian message 2) A technogrindcore band that isn't half bad usually

My copmuter broke so I can't download any Copmuter songs.

by Jimmy Hardcore September 8, 2003

Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

commuter hour

The distance that an average commuter travels in an hour.

The commute hour varies greatly from very short (Los Angeles) to very long (Kansas).

by mike27112 June 13, 2004

Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

by Joshwalla May 23, 2009

conputer

something a complete moron says instead of computer, usually somebody who hasn't hit puberty yet.

It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness.

by Stan's Mother June 18, 2010