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Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.
Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.
by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018
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Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024
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24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher
Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.
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computer

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.
by ptsn March 2, 2023
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Computer Cunt

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers
John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt
by Kwias February 9, 2017
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