Time Card Hour

The excessive and unproductive time one uses to fill out ones weekly time card. Often there could be many different drafts, and various levels of proof reading til a final draft is completed. Usually, task have to be exaggerated in order to look like a productive work week. Many times work is of what other employees have done. Time Card Hour will coincide with the need to get a really, really good clean up and also the need to blow out ( dust ) tool boxes.

We are not going to get much done today, time card hour and we need to get ready for the weekend at hand.

Today's Time Card Hour last almost 3 hours.

by 7mary3 September 15, 2014

V-Card Syndrome

a medical condition: When a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. This woman who holds the mans "v card" has complete control over him for a period of time.

Ever since Jon banged Kate hes been acting like a pussy whipped faggot. Havent seen him in weeks.

I know man, a bad case of V-Card Syndrome.

by davidnfld July 22, 2010

card carrier

sexual offender, someone who has been labelled SO, or a card carrier

Stay away from Tommy, I hear he is a card carrier

by T Twombly March 27, 2007

Uno Reverse Card

The ultimate comeback that NOBODY can resist. It out powers "no u"

Me: your mom gay lol
12 year old: no u
Me an intellectual: *places down uno reverse card*

by Un Jong Kim June 3, 2018

Cards Against Humanity

The game where you will find out if your friend is a sociopath

It is awesome tho. You can buy Cards Against Humanity on Amazon.

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Trading Pokemon Cards

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

nature's credit card

trading sex for something.

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

by granny99 October 10, 2009