candling

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment

-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!

by letmecandle August 19, 2011

cankles

Refers to ankles that are actually the same size as the calf.

If I had cankles like that I would always wear long pants. Usually present on old woman who have swollen legs and in some instances young people too.

by kb4 April 26, 2006

candlelight dinner

The mainstream's materialistic expression of what they call "love". People waste literally hundreds of dollars, if not thousands, on the food, the alcohol, and the special clothes (apparently, it's not cool enough to wear a t-shirt and some pants or a top and pants/skirt..People who take part in candlelight dinners must wear a suit or a dress). These are usually followed by sexual favors afterwards. To me, the whole thing is too much like prostitution. What else would you call sex for material objects, such as food?
Finally, you won't see me at one of those..ever.

Brandon and his whore were having a candlelight dinner, to be followed by a night of "romantic" pseudo-sex and calling each "snookums" in idiotic voices.

by marla x0 February 16, 2004

Cancle

Cancel quickly

Cancle my dang server now

by phlack March 19, 2009

Cankles

There are two differing forms of the cankle
1: Where the ankle is large enough that it is unable to be distinquished from the calf.
2: Where the calf is slender enough that it is unable to be distinguished from the ankle.

1: Man, How could you hook up with Mandy? That bitch is so large that she's got cankles.
2: Of the two types of cankles, kenyan marathoners have the latter.

by The Constar July 26, 2009

Chandler

1. A hippie, who has crazy hair, and is retarded in every way posible and eats human eyes.

Im blind!
Because that Chandler ate your eyes

by John Carmens March 16, 2008

Candlebox Effect

The Candlebox effect is when an individual or group, usually in a theater or sports setting, gets up and starts dancing for no apparent reason. This phenomenon was witnessed during the alternative rock group, Candlebox, show at Celebrity Theater in Phoenix in 2014 , in which a lady was reported to have stood up and danced in her seat during the entire acoustic concert much to the dismay and amusement of other concert goers.

"Wow I never seen her be so crazy, total Candlebox effect at work"

"That Candlebox effect seems to be infectious in here"

"I will so have the Candlebox effect tonight at the Guns n' Roses concert tonight, They rule!"

"Cowboys stripping in the aisles? I do not appreciate this Candlebox effect!"

by Phoenixkidd February 20, 2014