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Cactus punk

A punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.
Punker 1: Dude who stabbed you?
Punker 2: That fucking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.
by NotaNazi September 8, 2014
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Cacodactylographic

- adjective; bad typing, especially on a computer; full of grammatical errors, misspellings and misused punctuation.
cacography, bad handwriting from caco- bad + -graphy writing Latin -graphia, from Greek -graphiā, from graphein, to write; Indo-European root gerbh

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dactylography - noun; touch-typing dactyl- A finger, toe, or similar part or structure; a digit. Middle English dactil, from Latin dactylus, from Greek daktulos, finger, toe, dactyl (the three syllables of a dactyl being likened to the three phalanges of a finger ). + -graphy writing. The more common meaning for dactylography is fingerprint identification)
“His postings on the online bulletin board were so cacodactylographic as to be frequently amphibolous and on occasion nearly unreadable.”
by Frabjous March 18, 2015
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cacnicorn

A creature, half unicorn half cactus.
Dave, welcome to the cacnicorn family!
by cactusbae June 19, 2015
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cacacockballs

Wow Noah has lots of cacacockballs
by Caca maker September 6, 2016
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cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.
My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!
by Knasty August 30, 2016
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Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.
Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.
by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016
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Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.
Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.
by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016
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