professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Butthole

What your girlfriend, Madeline, is being whenever you try to be sweet and she calls you lame.

Me: "Madeline, you're so beautiful!" Madeline: "You're so lame." This would make ber a butthole.

by Atlas96 February 25, 2019

Butthole Exploration Day

Occurs Anually or April 6th, Is the Day to Whip out your Cameras and Take Crisp Photos Of Your Close Up Asshole

Im Excited for Butthole Exploration Day, I'll Finally Get to See Why my Mate's Ass Smells As if It hasn't been washed Since he Fucked that Homeless Man

by AssLicker27 April 5, 2025

Butthole Deficiency

Your butthole stopped working and it's time to have butthole surgery.

Oh no! I have a bad case of Butthole Deficiency!

by anonymous January 7, 2021

Butthole blowback

When someone farts into your butthole and you fart it back out.

That was an impressive butthole blowback, Sally.

by Meatflap Moe September 26, 2020

Buttholed

Another word for "killed" or "rekt"; used during a match of Call of Duty.

"Aw dude I just got completely buttholed"

by qwaytroh September 10, 2016