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Blueteeth

The plural form of Bluetooth.
Often found in mall food courts, by people who are usually driving pieces of absolute shit, but feel the need to look rich, a.k.a, insane by talking to "themselves" due to the lack of evidence of some kind of phone device.
Blueteeth TEXTING: I WANT YOUR WET PUSSY.

Hey, who is that guy at Chinese express talking to himself?!
-Seriously, he better have blueteeth or he just escaped from the mental institution.

The other day Sally was caught texting on her blueteeth, too bad she's a retard anyways, this only confirmed the fact.
by Daniel Bracleta August 8, 2008
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blunt penis

does it really need one? i think blunt penis explains itself
by lol_darren February 20, 2009
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blunt

The best way to smoke weed besides a bong or piece. smoke two big ones a day and you'll be zoned out listening to techno and high as hell
Bro why cant you wake up i just got us a dutch so we can roll a nice blunt, son i just smoked a gotti and my bodys numb
by dashattack June 26, 2009
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bluetoothing

The social act of exchanging files, information, and what else is in your mobile phone or PDA through the use of bluetooth} file transfer technology.
Joe: Hey guys, what do you think of this?
Jane and Jill: Don't disturb us. Don't you see we are bluetoothing?
by Mac Manchego July 7, 2008
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Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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Blunt Rat

Someone who smokes other people's weed and never actually owns any weed to share.
Tyrone: Yous a mutha fuc*&^% blunt rat smoking all our weed.
Jamal: Man ill buy some next time... chill
by shovmyfist November 3, 2010
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Blunt Slump

The feeling you get when smoking a blunt in an awesome chair or couch.
"Damn man, this og kush has got me blunt slumpin' hard. I feel like i'm melting right into the couch.
by T.D. Jones June 8, 2011
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