blue heater

Viagra. A blue tab that causes a raging a raging boner
Hey man, do you have any of those blue heaters? I'm gonna bang this 'ol girl and want to have an erecting that lasts 4 hours with a sudden loss of vision and hearing.
by Hhhhhhssltf709 February 19, 2017
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email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger
"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"
by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008
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blue toboggan

Tying a string around the tip of a penis until it turns blue.
Hey babe tonight I want a blue toboggan before I cum in your face.
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Blue Unit

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.
Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.
by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016
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blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
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Blue gassing

The act of browsing for second hand vehicles and undoubtedly falling in love with one that you most definitely cannot acquire.

AKA blue balls but for vehicles.
-Ahh man I was totally blue gassing myself last night when I came across a sweet Volvo 240 that was too expensive for me.

-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.
by eemxep November 29, 2020
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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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