birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

by mshd94 November 29, 2011

Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.

Hey Joe, Happy Diamond Birthday.

by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022

Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

by kyleatx December 13, 2010

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

by bhrome April 4, 2004

Birth Control

the act of using an alias for a one night stand

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

birthaversary

To get married on your birthday.

"Today is Manda Manda's birthaversary, we should take her out and get crunked"

by Haberwife January 8, 2009

The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.

"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."

by B Hayes April 15, 2013