BEEF LIPS

A womans vagina lips that are so corroded that they resemble sliced roast beef. See cabbage patch snatch

Don't fuck with that old broad, I heard she got beef lips.

Hey bitch can I get some gravy with those beef lips. Ewwwww I was just playin ho.

by Penthouse April 20, 2005

Beef Whistle

penis.
I first heard my friend Grumpy say this one night in 1994 while a particularly skanky newswoman was reading the TV news in Lexington Kentucky.

Grumpy said "I bet she knows her way around a beef whistle".

by joe anyeaho April 13, 2006

Beef Curtains

Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.

1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

beef tenderloin

When someone says something and you don't want to answer them properly

"Do you love me"
"Beef Tenderloin"

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

beef curtains

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

beef bong

a cock. When girls give you head, it looks like when they're taking a bong rip.

Last night Queen Pink was takin mad hits off my beef bong.

by bobo October 18, 2003

Beef Biscuit

A sandwich, held waist-high, made of a soft penis folded between two halfs of a buttermilk biscuit. Usually served at fraternity mixers.

Pardon me. May I offer you a beef biscuit?

by David Demuth April 7, 2006