Bastage

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

by AceTW September 26, 2004

Bastard Shepherd

One of the members of the super hero group team gay. Bastard Shepherd has the power to make fellow team members stay out way past their bed time. Bastard Shepherd may or may not have said something terrible to someone.

1) Bastard Shepherd: Oh please go out tonight? What if we all die tonight and never see each other again?
2) Oh you are truly a Bastard Shepherd

by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006

bastard

a child born out of wedlock this term is often used as an insult

Stacies son was born when she was not married that means hes a bastard

by drsfg February 24, 2007

Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009

Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

by AlanDW June 18, 2011

Geordie bastard

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.

"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

bastardous band bitches

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.

Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008