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awkwardly asian

when someone is like half asain or a quarter asian, or something you can't really tell. You know that they are something from asia or middle east or what not, its just too hard to tell.
Me: Bro that girl is awkwardly asian
Brosky: Yeah man what is she like fillapino or some shit like that
by nick napolo January 5, 2008
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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balls awkward

When a males sacs are used in an awkward situation.
Christie:OMG thats so balls awkward that that guy just hit on you.
Lori:OMG i know, that is balls awkward.
by Chibolita July 1, 2008
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awkward creeper

a very awkward child who is also a creeper!
Kayla Cohen is such an awkward creeper..
by iloversyou! March 10, 2008
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awkwardly amazing

the act of having something awkward happening that happens to be extremely amazing. like having sex with ur girlfriends hot friends. either out of spit or peer vengefulness. or just because your girlfriends friends want ur nuts
wow awkwardly amazing i just fucked my girlfriends best friend. nice cha ching....
by joe appenfeldt June 28, 2008
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awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.
awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
by tori666 February 2, 2009
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awkward hand

When a guy's arm is around a girl's waist, and the hand of that arm awkwardly rests beside her if the guy is too afraid to place it on her thigh, butt, etc. Often confused with awkward arm, but is not the same thing
Boy: "Dude, talk about an awkward hand when you were cuddling with Matt the other night!"

Girl: "I know! Someone needs to tell him to do something about that."
by Awkward Handed March 20, 2010
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