Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.

I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..

by sschirem March 7, 2013

Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum

I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon

by Roko8888 May 31, 2014

Fat attack

The moment when you eat too much food and struck with heavy symptoms such as;
Sleepiness, stomach pain, and fatigue

My God, I ate so much I think I'm having a Fat attack.

by MikeTheGod November 24, 2015

dab attack

A rapid display of consecutive dabs to woo a crowd

Jeff: Is that white kid having a seizure?
Dan: No, he's just having a dab attack.

by therealgboy December 8, 2016

Spasm Attack'em

When one is experiencing a spazz attack and is being very violent.

Watch out! He is having a spasm attack'em, run!

by aidenlt April 9, 2017

Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017

excitement attack

When you suddenly get extremely excited about something and you can't seem to calm down. It's almost like a panic attack but you're just really, really excited.

This video made me so excited I may just have an excitement attack.

by Jed.I.Knight June 13, 2018