chomping at the dild

Eager for sexual acts

I’m super horny. “chomping at the dild”, as it were...

That girl was “chomping at my dild last night.” Wasn’t going to give it to her though.

chomping at the dild by Timmy Louis, Twisp WA November 13, 2017

Fuming at the Gasket 

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

Fuming at the Gasket by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017

snacking at the y 

Eating Pussy

I spent last night snacking at the Y.

snacking at the y by Hungry Red Boy May 3, 2018

panic at the disco

a one man band

we've all agreed to call Brendon Urie "panic at the disco" even though we know it's just him

panic at the disco by heymoon June 3, 2018

Barking at the Wood Waffle 

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

Barking at the Wood Waffle by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

looking at the clock 

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

looking at the clock by Raptor1172 February 8, 2019

'Look at the documentation!'

when someone gets annoyed by ignorant souls when they ask stupid or too many questions

dumb brains: hey, can you help us w/ matlab?
superior being: 'Look at the documentation!'

'Look at the documentation!' by pippa22 April 6, 2019