alphabet

The state of having every single kind of STD known to man.

"That girl's slept around so much, I bet she's got the alphabet!"

by sunspray honeysuckle April 25, 2009

alphanoob

below the title of noob, as in the first stage of noob development.

alphanoob: What is elite?
person: Your an alphanoob!

by ~Wormtongue~ and Fredrick2003 February 16, 2004

alpha

The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.

I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.

by toomuchBS February 4, 2018

alphabet club

A member of the LGBTQ+2 group.

Jimmy is clearly confused, he never knows what sex he is. One day he is a man, next shes a lady... I guess its a perk of being in the alphabet club

by St0machW0rm September 22, 2021

Alpha Bitch Alpha

The dumb bitches on your dorm room floor who decide to make a fake sorority.

I'm an Alpha Bitch Alpha girl. I like to walk around in my towel in the hallways talking shit about people. I also cackle like a hyena and sob at my boyfriend over the phone for leaving me. I'm cool.

by yoskankfriend November 13, 2010

Alpha Male

“I got news for you, that means you’re gay.” Or maybe even bisexual!!!

See the omegaverse definition. HAPPY PRIDE !

Every (mainly female) fandom knows the alpha male is in reference to the $mut category known as the omegaverse.

by Themoreuknow!!! July 10, 2021

Alpha Male

We can define this guy in a variety of ways...

1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.

2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .

3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...

4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.

5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.

6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.

7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'

8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.

9. An undercover gigolo..

10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...

Example 1: The Alpha Male mindset is one that most men wished they'd mastered but can't seem to achieve.

by Philosophiee February 19, 2020