Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

the green apple trots

A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.

Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..

by Cody222 September 29, 2013

apple juice

Charger or electricity supply for Apple computers and products.

"Hey, the battery on my MacBook is running low, can I use your apple juice?"

by BellaSausagedog February 10, 2012

apple

In hockey, when a player gets an assist on a goal.

Johnny had 2 apples and a goal in the game.

by Brittonm April 10, 2008

Adam's Apple Pie

When a woman is sitting on someone's face; her back facing his feet, and reaches orgasm, she HAS A LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENT on his neck...throat area.

My lady sat on my face and accidentally gave me an Adam's Apple Pie, when she came. NO MORE RED WINE AND MEXICAN FOOD ON DATE NIGHT!!!

by Arty Hammer March 5, 2010

Long Island Apple Soup

Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.

Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.

by Lil J Flip December 9, 2011