Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.
Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...
by WumboManDLX January 31, 2024
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The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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he's made of rubber

Male Singer: He's made of rubber!
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM
by exploud9000 August 25, 2023
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rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 September 05, 2015
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rubber band

When a males penis is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it's original position
You sprang your rubber band in my face !
by car23 February 22, 2015
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Rubber band

A name for a condom or cock ring. Condom cuz they are made from rubber and cock ring because it can be used as one.
by Faxbois August 29, 2018
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Rubber Band

Rubber band” or “rubber banding

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night
by biggoon July 04, 2022
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