Kong shit

A bowel movement of near biblical proportions.
Usually displaces all water in victimized bowl.
A galaxy beyond any standard 2 or 3 flusher.

Man, I scarfed a couple of those jumbo dogs and a couple of beers at the track.
Later we split a vegetable pizza and some more beers.
That combination produced a classic Kong shit!
When I looked in the bowl,fuck, no water... just shit!

by Boleskinehouse August 20, 2009

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Shit-Dick

When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

by Sexbombz February 23, 2010

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Faced shit

when a person who is already intoxicated makes the decision to drink an exponential amount of alcohol instead of stopping in a responsible manner. usually the last thought that can be recalled.

"I'm gettin Faced shit, hopefully I dont piss my pants like a fag!"

"Dude that is really out of your hands."

"shut up, im not going to listen to someone who pooped there pants sober last week in the woods, I'M GETTIN FACED SHIT!"

by Brigadier General March 25, 2010

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SHIT BANDS

99 percent of the shit that's on Myspace.

Joff: Hey dood, check out me new band homeboy, were on myspace man, we gonna be massive dood.

Rab: Not tonight mate, washing me hair.

Joff: But dood, we gonna be massive n stuff! Aiiiight! I got contacts me.

Rab: Sunshine, all the advertisement in the world won't make you a better band. Now fuck off, you little flid. Tsssk, shit bands and myspace go together like flies and shit.

by heresyourchair January 6, 2010

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