A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.
by Finance Brah February 25, 2025
Get the baby bankermug. Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
Get the Baby kabobsmug. Generation Z:
Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.
Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.
The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.
by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018
Get the ought babymug. by it is great January 5, 2023
Get the babymug. "omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016
Get the Baby showermug. This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.
by legitimate life August 16, 2011
Get the drug induced babymug. A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.
by Dizzy Aster December 4, 2017
Get the eternal baby mamamug.