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White Woman Syndrome

Is exhibited when a person comes to believe, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, that white women are the single most oppressed (in extreme cases believed to be the only oppressed) group of people in the world.
Man, J.K. Rowling has a real case of White Woman Syndrome.
by Naked_Grandma August 14, 2023
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White Uno Reverse

When a guy finishes in a girl right before she squirts and she projectile squirts the cum back at him.
"Hey I heard you fucked Trinity, how did that go?"
"Man I'm never doing that again, she pulled the White Uno Reverse on me. Shit was nasty"
by Whiteunomaster December 14, 2022
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White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.
After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.
by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011
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Whited

Getting proven wrong over and over. Only to keep coming back while sounding stupider and more wrong each time.
Dude you keep getting whited. Why you so triggered all the time? Youre wrong. Its ok to be wrong about everything.
by Fact Checker 69 June 30, 2022
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white bread

Bland, uninspired.
My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.
by Young Old Man January 24, 2020
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White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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White Lotus’d

When a straight man willingly has sex with a gay man in exchange for benefit and/or financial gain.
Him: “Hey man. I know how much you make. How did you afford this?”

You: “ I White Lotus’d this dude a few times. It was worth it.”
by Goatsandsnack November 4, 2023
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