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Definitions by Naked_Grandma

close encounter of the twenty-second kind 

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

White Woman Syndrome 

Is exhibited when a person comes to believe, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, that white women are the single most oppressed (in extreme cases believed to be the only oppressed) group of people in the world.
Man, J.K. Rowling has a real case of White Woman Syndrome.