The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021
The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 22, 2014
when someone smoke’s a cigarette, marijuana or anything that requires you to spark and inhale and proceeds to think about you in anyway.
Chillian: Why are you lighting so late?
Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?
Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha
Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?
Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha
by Mrs Mrs Mrs July 24, 2022
Spending countless hours on the social media app "Yik Yak". Much like jacking off, it can be an extremely pleasurable activity.
by TitanicMasher February 12, 2016
by sigma leader December 20, 2024
An accidentally coined ( by me in 1994) phrase telling someone who repeatedly insisted he was right to go and bore someone else.
by Betty bopper June 28, 2022
In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.
by Super Sandy Cheeks August 08, 2022