speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021

Road head day

June 7th is National Road Head Day 🍆💦

Show a man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s June 7th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 June 3, 2022

dick tracey head

when one has a nasty hangover and his/her head feels big like it's going to explode.

Shit , I got so drunk last night that I got a dick tracey head this morning.

by sockedge October 5, 2009

Scwabble Head

Scwabble Head, pronounced (sch wah b le h ed ) is an insult, normally said after potato, but it doesn't have to be.

"Jonah, you're being such a scwabble head right now" "Jonah, you're such a potato scwabble head right now!"

by GrumpyYoungMan July 11, 2023

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Heads em ups

Something that's alarming but intensely awesome as well.

That party coming up is going to be heads em up

by Brian Manning December 3, 2004

Space Head

Someone with an obsession to outer space

Hey space head, they’re talking about the moon on the news, come look

by ChrisPeeBacon August 19, 2022