One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.
(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.
(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.
(Gabe) Fuck you both.
(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.
(Gabe) Fuck you both.
by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010
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Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."
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Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.
"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."
by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013
Get the Facebook zombie mug.April 1, 2010. Talk like a Zombie day is a lot like Talk like a Pirate Day, but lets face it. Randomly sounding like a zombie in the middle of a sentence is way cooler than going 'aar'.
Wherever you are in the world, all you need to do to celebrate Talk like a Zombie Day is occasionally to insert unintelligible syllables like "grrrraaaaggh" or "aaaeeeeggg" into your speech. Arms held straight out in front and tilted head with drooling mouth and blank stare are bonus but optional. Think 'Shawn of the Dead.' And , morning pre-coffee syndrome is the perfect camouflage for the subtle zombie imitation.
Wherever you are in the world, all you need to do to celebrate Talk like a Zombie Day is occasionally to insert unintelligible syllables like "grrrraaaaggh" or "aaaeeeeggg" into your speech. Arms held straight out in front and tilted head with drooling mouth and blank stare are bonus but optional. Think 'Shawn of the Dead.' And , morning pre-coffee syndrome is the perfect camouflage for the subtle zombie imitation.
by ArchaeoAD March 29, 2010
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Get the Zombat mug.An electronic device that has failed and appears unusable, but suddenly works again. At that point, it becomes a zombie.
by mec0821 March 31, 2009
Get the zombie mug.Famous comic maker of FunnyJunk.com. Known to commonly include his own iconic avatar, (A stick figure with black hair, thick lines, and a forward swept curling hair) in his comics. Also is noted for his fairly funny trash-talking lines. i.e. "Me fighting you would be like a gorilla with a club, fighting a kid with downs, armed with a ****ing spoon." i.e.2. "If i was to throw your gay ass over a fire, since you're so flamboyant, your rainbow ass would float."
i.e.3. "You suck so much, i'm starting to think you take after your mother."
i.e.3. "You suck so much, i'm starting to think you take after your mother."
Person1: "Hey did you see the newest Zomba comic?"
Person2: "I sure did!"
Person1: "Well that's.....That's just dandy..."
Person2: "Our lives are so empty..."
Person1: "Yes....Yes, they are.."
Person2: "I sure did!"
Person1: "Well that's.....That's just dandy..."
Person2: "Our lives are so empty..."
Person1: "Yes....Yes, they are.."
by Aric T June 23, 2010
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