wangered

Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.

I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

wing wanger for a duck's tail

Any item or tool whose name doesn't immediately come to you.

"Would you hand me that....that...wing wanger for a duck's tail, so I can finish the oil change."

by jeremy white August 7, 2006

Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.

E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad

by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007

bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 6, 2004

Wanker Muffin

Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.

(while talking to his friend Kayla..) I don't wanna go out with you, you little Wanker Muffin.

by Ryan Kyger October 6, 2006

yanker your wanker

it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler

tyler keeps yanking his wanker

by jack masturson June 9, 2004

Wankerish

Someone who is regarded as to not be commonly known as a wanker, but has performed an act or made a statement that would be likely to have occured from someone who is regarded as a wanker

"did you hear about simon setting fire to vernon's school bag?", "i know, what a wankerish thing to do"
"Jim used to be cool, but lately he's been wankerish"

by LordFudgington May 16, 2007