wank drunk

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.

Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!

by cockofgold December 15, 2011

wangxiety

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.

“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

wankdump

the british version of poopsterbating

he was wankdumping last night mate

by tweetybird667r January 28, 2014

wannaboner

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wank germs

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away

Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them

by maxipad101 June 14, 2016

Wangjangle

Wangjangle is another word for mixing something however it is also an acronym describing how to mix two or more substances perfectly. its stangs for:
Whisk the mixture vigorisly.
Always mix in the edges.
Never give up
Get serious.
Jostle the mixture.
Always mix in the middle.

Never get lazy.
Give it all you've got.
Leave no molecule uncombined.
Enthusiastically end with exuberance.

Wangjangle it untill nicely combined

by JustAnotherRagequit June 22, 2019