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Ted Williams

A homeless man off interstate 71 in Columbus, Ohio. As a kid from Brooklyn he was motivated to become a radio producer when he went to a local station and saw a radio announcer who told him something that just set off neurons in his head: "Radio is defined: Theater of Mind." After listening to this announcer, he developed a liking for and gained an education in an attempt to better his voice.

After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.

He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.

As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
I don't think I can ever be a superman, but dammit I can be a Ted Williams!

Is it just me or does Ted Williams and his voice both have an uncanny resemblance to Obama and his voice!

Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
by M.Ali.Khan January 6, 2011
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ricky williams

Ricky Williams is a great football player who played for the Texas Longhorns and Miami Dolphins. Lots of people think he's an idiot for smokin' weed. But it really just shows he's a gangster. Keep chiefin' Ricky, and the NFL should let you play anyway.
Man last night i smoked with Ricky Williams. He's tight!
by ChrisTexas April 27, 2006
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William Wallace

A conniosseur of pornography. He is so much more than a historical figure. He specializes in breast milk with auto-ingestion. Lactation and all milk related activities fall under his umbrella of pornographic interests.

Additionally he is a fan of blumpkins and Alabama hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
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William Wallace

BASIC WHITE BOY, CRINGE DANCER, CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND CAN BE FUNNY .
Oh ur such a basic William Wallace.
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william allitt

If your child is thinking of going to William Allitt school please make sure you provide them with a stab proof vest, they shall be neeeing it. The William allitt is hardly a school, it’s a shithole. Its absolutely full of wankers and u better watch out for them snakes cuz they’ll get ya good. And if you do attend the William allitt school I wouldn’t expect a teacher which can speak English, better start learning then languages.
by Williamallittsuckmydick December 16, 2018
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william singe

The hottest guy alive🔥
They call him singe cause he singes off the top of everything he touches
by Babyboo💋 August 18, 2017
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Treat Williams

Verb. The action of peeing into a bottle when it is not at all necessary. Taken from the actions of B-Movie and A+ television star Treat Williams in the film "Things to do in Denver When Your Dead"
"I have to Treat Williams, hand me that Kahlua bottle."
"James, did you Treat Williams again?"
by Swiz December 1, 2005
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