Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did

"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

vaginal suppositories

Something that goes up Olivia's pussy

Omg did I tell you I got Brady's vaginal suppositories in my cunt last night

by Pussy eaterr123 September 18, 2017

Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012