Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.

Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting

by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012

vaginal suppositories

Something that goes up Olivia's pussy

Omg did I tell you I got Brady's vaginal suppositories in my cunt last night

by Pussy eaterr123 September 18, 2017

Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025