Leaky Vagina

The situation that occurs when the host of the leaky vagina comes into close proximity of something of optimal stimulus.

Nat: Goddam it, I've got leaky vagina again. This happens whenever I'm around Rolo.

by Leaky Vagina Expert April 30, 2014

Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina

I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!

by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021

Macca's Vagina

Macca's Vagina is the worst thing that someone can smell, as it smells like a combination of dead barramundi and a garbage bin that has never been emptied. It claws at the back of your throat and can sometimes make you regurgitate your most recent meal.

Blind Man: What's that smell? Are we walking past a pile of dead fish?
James Dack: Nah, it's Macca's vagina!

by KANGALINTHESHUL June 8, 2020

Vagina Clown

Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown

by SheCreature July 21, 2018

vagina scab

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....

this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.

by k0d3of0ville September 3, 2013

Steamy Vagina

A hot, sexy, cute, or beautiful vagina.

"She has a steamy vagina."

by CoreFucker July 10, 2016

My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023