by Gonta Appreciator *screams* March 31, 2021
a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks dwarven chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
by Just_Bully January 07, 2021
what's up uncle weiner
by weiner_snitchel April 07, 2017
A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.
That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up
by FeloGreen March 15, 2019
The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space
"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"
by tooshielova555 January 21, 2014
i love uncle fatty
by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021
The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)
by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023