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Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.
Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!
by Jade17996 August 22, 2008
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Ukrainian sewage tube

The act of filling a condom with vomit then putting it on and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse halfway through you poke a hole in it so all the vomit goes in the receivers asshole
Brad "dude I gave Jenny a Ukrainian sewage tube last night"

John "I don't believe you"
by Kumduff May 31, 2016
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cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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elvis has left the tube

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"
elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)
by Elzeal December 28, 2005
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blue veined tube steak

Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please

Darren: ok
by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018
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you tube vid virg

when you've never made a you tube video before.
hey i just made a you tube video, so im not a you tube vid virg anymore
by karma1468 August 28, 2010
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Squeaky Death Tube of Doom

Friend: Imma grab my trumpet.
Me: Imma grab my squeaky death tube of doom.
by howdoesonehappy May 26, 2019
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