Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!
Mother: Thank heavens!
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The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:
1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )
ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.
The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:
1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )
ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.
Girl talking to her girl friends about her date with a new boyfriend:
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."
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