french toasted

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.

"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"

by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009

Threshold of Toast

The few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter and melt it in. If you wait a moment longer the toast is not quite warm enough and you risk tearing the bread or having a butter mess on toast.

Let's discuss what I call "The Threshold of Toast" which is the few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter, while it softens it and soaks it up. That my friends is the Threshold of Toast. Enjoy some soon.

by Twistedest March 13, 2009

Thomas

A good looking lad, with a massive vocabulary. He likes to take nice slippery shits.

"he is such a nice guy."
"yeah he must be a Thomas."

by hugh mungus Johnson May 16, 2017

clarence thomased

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

thomas

A form of tank engine

hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?

by keager taxwell February 18, 2008

Toast

a horrible hipster alternative rock band that only wants to sell, and could care less about music. Their drummer is good, but the rest is horrible. The singer has the attitude of Chad Kroeger, and the other members are hipsters that have nothing to do and suck at their instruments (except the drummer)
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better

Dude 1:Hey, have you heard of the new band Toast?
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!

by the TrUtH January 27, 2013

thomas hawks

He is a kid who has confidence and none all in one sitting, a kid who can bring an army down just with sheer will power, a loving and hating child. He has few friends, but the friends he has mean everything and more. When he loves something he doesn't just love, he obsesses.. In a good way! Everything he needs is where he resides, but everything he wants is too far to grasp. Thomas Hawks is a kid of his word.

Dude #1: Did you see that stunt that guy pulled?!
Dude #2: Yeah, he must've been a Thomas Hawks or something..
Dude #1: Woah dude..

by Spanky Mcspanky June 17, 2014