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throat railed

i just got throat railed, and i'm just like, fuck it, i'm already drunk.
by little miss emo faggot March 31, 2015
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slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
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Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.
She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat
by Daphrampa August 6, 2023
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Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.
- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought
by Holla11 November 6, 2020
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Throat goat

Marissa don’t need no air gobbling down dick the true throat goat
Ex: hey man how is moving on coming?
Ex: man I can’t she slurped the nut out my soul how am I supposed to find better? Marissa my throat goat
by Factsnocap2001 October 6, 2022
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morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
by faghilon July 8, 2020
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Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.
I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu
by herbalz420 January 30, 2019
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