The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
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Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
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Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for
Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse
Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in
Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for
Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse
Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in
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"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
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after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis
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What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.
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“Damn, Trevor is so muscular, and it looks like he might be hung too, look at that bulge!” Then this guy’s girlfriend asks him what he’s thinking about, and he replies, “Oh, just the score on the ravens game babe!” - Gay Thoughts.
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Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
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