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Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
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touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.
Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in
by TorontoGs April 11, 2018
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thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!
by badword666 October 25, 2020
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wii touch

a way to celebrate winning a game on the wii with a partner: touching the heads of the wii remotes together
after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Teepee Touch

When a native american molests you in his tent.
What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.
by Grian5000 March 30, 2015
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Gay Thoughts

The Often suppressed thoughts and fantasies Gay and sometimes straight men have about other men. Homosexual or heterosexual, most men have had them at some point in their lives.
“Damn, Trevor is so muscular, and it looks like he might be hung too, look at that bulge!” Then this guy’s girlfriend asks him what he’s thinking about, and he replies, “Oh, just the score on the ravens game babe!” - Gay Thoughts.
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silk touch hands

A glitch in Minecraft that the streamer, Ranboo has.

Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
"How did you place a grass block?"
"Silk touch hands."
by Erin_Marshmellow June 10, 2021
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