wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

SHITEATER'S WASTE

Toilet paper is no friend of SHITEATER'S thus it's adverse to SHIT.

CLOGGED TOILET.

SHIT EATING SHIT interference.

Other harmful interfering substances that makes SHIT inedible.

If a SHITEATER spits after and more extreme vomits after a SHITEATING SESSION.

When SHITEATER'S WASTE was found in the toilet SHITEATER FRIENDS discouraged the SHITEATER from par taking in any SHIT EATING

Despite the AI TESLA MATH CAR It was clear that since it contained a BATTEY it was SHITEATER'S WASTE that no direct utilization could ever be found because the back up factor severely interfered it was highly doubtful there would ever be any use for that what was expended resources.

The SHIT in the TOILET could not efficiently EAT THE SHIT so the SHITEATER'S WASTE definitely became a barrier to any future SHIT IN SHIT consumption.

You got to be kidding I am not EATTING ANY SHIT with those cigarettes , paper, any other offending substances I. The same TOLÍE
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by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 26, 2021

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.

by whiteboi9599 November 24, 2022

Walter Wasted

Being so drunk you gain an entirely new persona

Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter

by Dirty Dirty Delux August 6, 2022