Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)
"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"
by rizzking456 October 4, 2023
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Rob

Rob: The Returner Of Brightness, the opposer of Bob, and the opposite of bob from Slap Battles, a game made by tencelll.

Rob was created in the islands of Slap Royale by a group of scientists called "The Opposition" to try and stop bob from causing havoc by using a sample of him they found from a place he destroyed. It took several months for them to create the entity before it's appearance was revealed. The entity was the opposite of bob, having a different eye and body color, and being kind, caring, and docile. With this description, The Opposition decided to name the entity "rob", standing for "Returner of Brightness," that The Opposition hoped would bring down bob's reign of terror. rob started to grow and become stronger, but The Opposition kept him in his chamber and waited for him to evolve to his true form. One day The Opposition visited rob's chamber. But the glass was shattered, signifying that rob had escaped. No one knew where rob had gone, and had not left a single trace. The Opposition were losing their minds because of the time they spent creating rob for years was now gone, and could be anywhere in the world. It is unknown what happened after.
In a nutshell, Rob is bob but you don't spawn rob, rob spawns you.
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by oneofmanyslapbattlesfan September 10, 2023
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Rob

Someone who is too energetic, comes off as annoying. you want to tell him to settle down with all his remarks and high sprung energy but then you realize that this is just the type of person he is. needless to say doesn't have a lot of friends just a small group of people who he hangs out with. probably one of the most energetic smart asses you'll ever meet in your life has no chill and seems to be always talking about something that no one cares about. people tend to try to avoid him just because its so hard to keep up with his energy.
Rob) so you know today this happened and than I was like no way and then this happened and I was like what double no way

Person 1) (in my head) please shut up please shut up please shut up.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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rob the border

When you have uncontrollable munchies and you drive to Taco Bell stoned off your ass at 2 am to order half the menu.
Dude I'm hungry, let's go rob the border
by Mikaveli December 30, 2016
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rob dean

The sound of a big floppy vagina makes as it eats a hot dog while queefing the pledge of allegiance. God Bless Rob Deans anus
I’m so impressed with that Rob Dean you just made.
by Your Grandma likes 69 March 19, 2022
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Rob Rodgers

A person who is infatuated with a friend's girlfriend. Most probably named Heather.
You're doing a Rob Rodgers.

"Oh, You're a Rob Rodgers ".
by Crow10 January 30, 2018
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Robbed

When you pay coots that’s half an hour away and still waiting four days later.
I payed Rob for the coots days ago and I’m still waiting!

Nahh mate you’ve been Robbed
by Robisafuckwit February 10, 2024
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