Eli

a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off

stay away from eli, he’s toxic

by eatdick November 28, 2021

Eli

Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.

Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!

by komodo737 November 05, 2021

eli

eli is a bunny cumsponge that will literally bark for anything.

isnt that eli? you mean that bunny cumsponge??

by ursammichchhchc June 20, 2021

Eli

Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)

« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »

by noteli November 21, 2021

Eli

the definition of eli is Eli-hillbilly,fatass,Drinks moonshine,White redneck,uses chainsaw,when you ft him he always carries a tool

Bro have you seen eli he was last seen being told by the cops to go back inside the house

by elihilbilly January 18, 2020

Eli

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!

They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'

Eli has become an insult

Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."

by GoFigure0 February 15, 2025

eli

the best person in the whole world

eli copter

by mdcmdc101 January 12, 2023