shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.

"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."

by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015

ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
“I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023

Shitty Shitty BOOM BOOM!

it means that the sky is going to explode and shrivel up the Earth's crust.

Person 1: OMG THE SKY IS GOING SHITTY SHITTY BOOM BOOM!
Person 2: OMG NO WAY!!!

*turns out the world is just Mr. Cox's fat body and its explodes so hard everyone ends up on the moon*

by agagagcatcat July 30, 2025

ginger shitty

Getting really fucked up on St. Patrick's Day.

"We going out on St. Patty's day? I'M TRYING TO GET GINGER SHITTY!"

by Wangodango82 November 10, 2019

bustin a shitty

to make a u-turn or a shitty road manuever

he was bustin a shitty and ran into a parked car

by BAM89 January 14, 2008

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018