Grass

Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.

“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.

Urgent Notes:

“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.

Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”

“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”

“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”

by grassgod January 21, 2025

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coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

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grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010

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Grass

Another word for good/great

‘That movie was very grass’

‘You outfit is so grass’

by yaisbfuendka April 20, 2023

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Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

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