The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.
by Dapone September 30, 2019
Get the The Texas Flopmug. 
by pseu what March 2, 2024
Get the blip blop flip flopmug. The phrase used to describe a person who goes into public and has problems doing regular tasks such as conversations, loading dishes, or anything that requires exertion due to being very, very highly intoxicated on marijuana.
These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.
You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.
These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.
You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.
Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.
Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....
Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.
Employee: Ok, what would you like?
Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.
Employee: We don't sell that here sir.
Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*
Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.
Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.
Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....
Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.
Employee: Ok, what would you like?
Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.
Employee: We don't sell that here sir.
Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*
Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.
by Soupy Donkey December 8, 2016
Get the Flopmug. Dude 1: Dude!!!! You just failed like half your classes, your girl broke up with you, and you’re being on rent???
Dude 2: Yeah, I’m in my flop era.
Dude 2: Yeah, I’m in my flop era.
by DeoDaDestroya April 7, 2024
Get the Flop eramug. by the flop January 16, 2015
Get the the flopmug. 