blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

Fut Moon

A man who is constantly eating hotdogs. Sort of like a never ending hot dog contest. But a man. Man flesh compiles hut doogs.

Why do you hang out with that Fut Moon?

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 8, 2017

Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister

Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.

by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

Moon Shine

Anytime the Sun is shining on you and the Moon is visible in the sky simultaneously.

"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"

by RevelAndDance October 10, 2022

Moon Animator

An overpriced ROBLOX animation software that part of youtubers use to make fucking smooth animations

some random guy: damn, did you see that new youtuber that posts roblox animations?
some random guy 2: yeah, i did, his animations are so smooth
some random guy: he uses moon animator to animate

by your dad's basement March 16, 2023