by cum_mums October 16, 2021
Get the white tears mug.The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021
Get the Tear Chugging mug.by Dankone December 8, 2023
Get the what a tear mug.Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
Get the maga tears mug.When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018
Get the bro-tears mug.When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024
Get the Blanket tearing mug.A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.
by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018
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