Definitions by Dankone

Alabama baby shower 

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

Alabama baby shower by Dankone January 20, 2024

what a tear 

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad

Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.

what a tear by Dankone December 8, 2023

Cockswain 

A big dicked mother fucker that runs a ship or boat crew. He is in charge of every thing on the ship and the surrounding sea. Once on land, he WILL fuck your girl

Oh no, here comes the cockswain. I know man, he pounded my girl in port last week. Let’s go somewhere else.

Cockswain by Dankone July 12, 2022