A retarded Barbarian that chops off the fingers of innocent boys for pleasure. On certain days can release a rancid aroma of ass known to kill small mexicans. Usually seen with a small caveman (scientific name: yennius neanderthalus). Some recent sightings have included another creature that is quick to pass judgement on every living organism within a five meter radius. (known as: abbottimus hippopotamus).
by Big Dik October 16, 2008
Get the Blake Taylor mug.The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.
When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.
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a girl with the following characteristics:
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
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Get the Dirty Taylor mug.a girl who nobody liked before she got boobs and contacts. she was nerd who later bloomed into a heartbreaker. she is modest because she was used to the teasing when she was younger. she loves nature and the occasional sport. she thinks every boy is a jerk and wonders if true love still exists. she has a bit of a temper and wears her emotions on her sleeve. she doesnt want a boyfriend, but she wants to be loved by a boy other than her father.
boy who broke her heart:Woah, Taylor?
taylor: maybe.
boy who broke her heart: wow. you wanna go get some pizza?
taylor: skrew you asshole.
taylor: maybe.
boy who broke her heart: wow. you wanna go get some pizza?
taylor: skrew you asshole.
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