santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

santa

a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.

guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.

by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014

Santa baby

A girl who dresses in a sexy Santa dress or red lace lingerie on Christmas Day/night to have sex with her boyfriend or sex buddy

I get to see what my Santa baby’s doin for me tonight

by dirtyyyyyymexicann November 25, 2017

Sant

Panjabi word for "Saint".

Sant(Saint) Jarnail Singh Brar is the greatest Khalsa of the 20th century, he and his 200 warriors eliminated 1000 invading enemy soldiers while being armed with nothing but World War 2 era weapons. He went out in a hail of bullets while charging his enemies, who shot him 100 times with automatic machine guns. 200 Lions vs 10,000 hyenas.

"Physical death I do not fear, but death of conscience is a sure death."

- Sant Jarnail Singh Brar

by TheOnesThatDon'tBleed July 28, 2022

jesus santana

literally means the man, who is amazing at sex and his kisses are hot as fuck. has a long dick and an amazing tongue.

"he is so a jesus santana "

by dstj44 October 15, 2014

Rancho Santa Fe

Celebrity homes, million dollar estates, country clubs, private roads, parks, ocean views, wide open spaces

Rancho Santa Fe which is in North San Diego is the nicest neighborhood in California... possibly better than Beverly Hills.

by Southbayshake November 29, 2019

Joe Santagato

Glizzy, more specifically, a less than average glizzy.

Wow! My Joe Santagato is incredibly tiny!

by notjoesantagato January 6, 2023