Squinch

The look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch

My friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched

by lionman1991 December 27, 2010

Squirt

To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.

I want to squirt my best friend's lover.

by Jadya February 12, 2007

squinch

What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004

Squin

slang short for squinty

you squin' all the time

by a;lkjfalsdkjasd July 7, 2006

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

squincher

The perfect word to describe a cute little kid.

"Aw, your little brother is such a little squincher!"

by t killah March 9, 2008