Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.

I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.

by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010

squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.

Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.

by I'm Brian April 12, 2011

Squaraphobic

The Phobia of Squares

There is a Large quantity of squared people

OH SHIT GET THAT SQUARE AWAY FROM ME IM SQUARAPHOBIC!!!!

by ArtificialWAO November 22, 2011

Squatchpits

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

by qn.harpy November 12, 2012

squatshot

Squatshot is a reusable portable urinary device specifically designed for females. Squatshot can be used whenever a conventional toilet is not available.

Squatshot was originally designed to accommodate female boaters urinate when aboard a boat without a head. Squatshot is now being used by female 4-wheelers, bikers, campers, travelers, etc.

by keysplz January 30, 2012

Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014