Banana Split

When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other

"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"

by Jowdypop November 14, 2014

split city

When it's time to go, go now, and in a hurry.

Once peggy took her shirt off, and the Thompson twins set fire to the couch, I knew right then and there it was split city!

by KRASH! July 26, 2007

spite baby

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis

John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back

by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017

Split end

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks

1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

by SexuallyAttractiveLol July 19, 2021

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

banana split

A post-operation transvestite

Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.

by Coalhoal April 3, 2016

Lickety-split

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"

You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.

by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019